There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.
me walking in school:
me walking out of school:
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"fake gamer girl"
because i would totally spend 60 bucks on something i don’t want just so i can impress a boy and his penis
Love who you want to love but don’t be on that racist, fetishizing bullshit
or I’ll emerge from the shadows like
Protect black women at all cost.
they need to fuckin protect themselves and quit being so goddamn entitled that’s our job as white people
If you’re going to be a racist moron on my boyfriend’s post, you pasty pale prick, at LEAST make some sense. All that entitlement and you can’t even string together a proper thought.
"hamas is using gazan civilians as a human shield" is a really funny way to phrase "israel is opening fire on civilian population centers under the guise of warfare"
do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.